Hey, voters! Watch out!!!

Did you know that we're 18 percent more likely to get killed or disabled on the road on Election Day? Well, I didn't either, but we are. I read it in my new favorite magazine, The Week.

Does that mean you should stay home and hide under your bed? NO! I will spare you the lecture about how it's your patriotic duty as a responsible American citizen and just say this: a measly 18% higher risk is no reason to wimp out. Of course you should vote, but be extra careful on the road, and as always, buckling up goes without saying. You know how to be salubrious. Now go on out there and do it. Thanks, pals!